Where's Johnson?

OK, So my good friend is in a Human Sexuality class and they are required to do things that are out of the normal from their everyday lives. Be it a sex shop, be it a Drag show, or a gay bar or what have you and then write about the experience. She decides I'm not a porno whatcher what about watching a porno. So I look at hereand say, "Where does one get a porno?" She says, "good question." Being that we live in the District I can't imagine that there'd be a scarcity of nasty shops around here but nonetheless it is out of the ordinary for us so we don't particularly know where to go. Then I say," What about that on demand mess that we have, there's got to be some hot sex on there" (I'm sure I said something witty and funny like that but look I'm leaving room for a little poetic license). So she says, "Your right, your right." So I begin to search through the Adult entertainment section just to see what was the funniest title so we could at least get a good laugh out of it. There was, Cheating Housewives, Bush Hunter, Come to Drink of It (My personal fav title), Cheeks up Face Down (You've got to love the Ode to Ass Sex), Fire On The Hole, and of course Meet the Fokkers just to name a few but the title that really gave us a good laugh was our choice, My First Brotha. We thought this is going to be filled with knee slapping jungle fever action that was sure to please both of our funny bones. So we put the Flick on and of course the first thing you see are discustingly sweaty and unattractive white women and hideous black men. The makings of a hilarious cinematic experience. But half way through the shit we realized where is the JOHNSON? They focused solely on the white women. The only thing we saw were their faces, asses and tits! What kind of mess is this. I don't watch pornos, I think there pointless but the time that I do watch one, and honestly for strictly educational purposes, ITS A BUST! If I wanted to see tits I'd look down...but when paying 11.99 I want to see Johnson. What good is a porno without the Johnson?